From White Bear Enterprises:
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WE PROUDLY PRESENT FOR ALL YOU SELTZER LOVERS OUT THERE:

"BOB’S ENDLESS SELTZER SYSTEM" TM

You Can Enjoy Making Real Seltzer, Egg Creams, Regular Sodas, Ice Cream Sodas, Fruit and Wine Spritzers, and More, Right in Your Own Kitchen!

"You can soon be making a vanilla egg cream at your home too!"

Tired of having flat store bought seltzer, or putting those wimpy CO2 charges into a siphon for a couple of glasses of weak soda water? There is nothing quite as refreshing as cold bubbly strong fresh seltzer! Here is an unusual opportunity to make REAL SELTZER, egg creams, ice cream sodas, Italian style fruit sodas, mango lassies, and all kinds of spritzers from 100% natural juices, wines and spirits, and more right in your own kitchen. The possibilities are truly endless…and amazingly, ONCE IT'S INSTALLED THERE ARE ALMOST NO EXPENSES! Do you have any idea of how many gallons of this you will drink in a year? Do you have any idea of how much money you'll save over the years? Not to mention neighborhood bragging rights! Believe me, there is nothing else like this available. If you've decided that you have lived much too long without Real, Never Flat, Always Fresh, Bright Seltzer, in Your Own Home, now you can have it too! This should not be compared to one bottle at a time systems - there is no comparison! Our seltzer is always cold, always ready on demand.

This is also a DIY (do it yourself) eBay project too! We will give you a list of several items you’ll need to acquire on your own. They are commonly available on eBay auctions -- they are almost impossible to get any other way. Coke and Pepsi Inc. don’t want you to have them! Wonder why? WE HAVEN'T BOUGHT ANY SODA IN THE SUPERMARKET IN YEARS!

PLEASE NOTE: YOU WILL NEED TO BUY SEVERAL OTHER READILY AVAILABLE ITEMS FROM OTHER SELLERS ON EBAY OR ELSEWHERE TO COMPLETE THIS SYSTEM.



SOLD OUT
Sorry, no longer in production


    BOB'S ENDLESS SELTZER OFFER INCLUDES:

  • One “Bob’s Endless Seltzer Bottle"TM - 100% stainless steel bottle - not available anywhere else! (Please Note: The cold plate and thermometer in this photo are some of the items you will have to acquire on eBay or elsewhere and are not included in this offering.)
  • A full set of step by step do it yourself directions, 10 pages long, with clear illustrations and pictures showing you how to put a “Bob’s Endless Seltzer System"TM together in your own home refrigerator.
  • A section with many seltzer drink recipes - vanilla & chocloate & maple egg creams, all ice cream sodas, fruit nectar spritzers, lemonade seltzer, mango sour cream lassies, fruit yogurt frappes. It also includes recipes to make your own simple syrup, and vanilla/cream soda syrup, and a list of other easily acquired syrups.
  • Technical information on soda water and tips on how to safely maintain a soda system.
  • A section on hardware and health considerations.
  • A list of other items you'll need to acquire on your own or through eBay auctions to complete the system, and the eBay categories to search. (Your good bidding can save you money!)
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We will supply you with a “Bob’s Endless Seltzer Bottle"TM, and the know-how to install your own minimally expensive and minimally invasive, but real (not a toy system) soda water fountain in your own home. If you've already spent some time looking into home soda machines relax. New commercial soda systems can easily cost from $2,500 to $3,500 without installation. With “Bob’s Endless Seltzer System"TM there is no motorized carbonator to connect to your water and electrical systems, no extra refrigeration unit to buy or maintain, no gas powered syrup pumps, no complex soda fountain mixing heads, no bar gun to hook-up and mount, no bag-in-box syrups to try to acquire and maintain, no oddball sized CO2 tanks to try to re-fill, there is no extra ice chest required, ice machine, or drainage necessary. There is nothing else to buy from us, and no "soda club" to join.

Why wait - You won't find this seltzer system available anywhere else!
This whole complete system can easily come in under $400.
Our instruction booklet is written in English only.

===== THIS IS OFFERED ONLY AT YOUR OWN RISK! =====

PLEASE NOTE: You'll need to be a handy person with tools to put this together and maintain it (some hand tools, a variable speed drill, and a Dremel type rotary tool are recommended). Are you brave enough to put a hole in the back of your refrigerator? (We will give you information that will greatly help you do this safely!) Then order now and you will be enjoying"Bob's Endless Seltzer"TM in your near future!

==== THIS IS OFFERED ONLY AT YOUR OWN RISK! =====

DON'T GET SCARED OFF, IT'S REALLY NOT THAT DIFFICULT, BUT WE CANNOT BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR INSTALLATION OR OTHER USER ERRORS! THIS IS A GREAT OPPORTUNITY IF YOU'RE A HANDY PERSON AND A REAL SELTZER LOVER. ONCE YOU'VE HAD THIS FOR A WHILE YOU WON'T KNOW HOW YOU COULD EVER HAVE LIVED WITHOUT IT!

Don’t miss this opportunity to purchase this new unusually refreshing item!
Q: Do you have to keep adding water to the seltzer bottle?
A: No, the "Bob's Endless Seltzer Bottle" is automatically kept full from your own behind the scenes seltzer reservoir!

Q: What water source does the system use? What if I want to use bottled water to carbonate, can that be done?
A: Yes, the simplest hook-up uses a refillable 5 gallon soda keg stored nearby the refrigerator which can be refilled with tap water, filtered tap water, or bottled water if you like!

The Story of Bob's Endless Seltzer

Bob, our founder, lived as an artist for many years in New York City. He was a grateful and long time customer of “Marty the Seltzer Man,” one of a fast vanishing breed of independent seltzer delivery men. Marty would arrive on demand with an old wooden case of 10 full vintage, heavy glass, high pressure seltzer bottles. We’d discuss his recent travels and adventures, you’d have a good laugh, you'd put two bottles in the fridge, and he’d take away your 10 empties, all for a very reasonable price.

Then Bob moved up-state to the country. Plentiful good seltzer is a hard habit to break. What to do? He’d open the refrigerator, No Pssst… No Marty… No Seltzer! He tried CO2 cartridge siphons. They gave you small amounts of weak seltzer with lots of delays and trouble. They were not the answer! He didn’t want a huge complex soda fountain. What he wanted was simple, he thought. It just did not exist. He had to come up with his own system. He had no real idea what he was embarking on, that good plentiful home seltzer would be so difficult to achieve, without eBay nearly impossible… Slowly years went by, some fallow, some with false starts and much frustration, but now finally Bob is happy once again! He can open the refrigerator, Pssst…Seltzer! We hope you will be happy too… Where are you Marty? All the Best to You!

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Q: Do you have to keep adding water to the seltzer bottle?
A: No, the "Bob's Endless Seltzer Bottle" is automatically kept full from your own behind the scenes seltzer reservoir!

Q: What water source does the system use? What if I want to use bottled water to carbonate, can that be done?
A: Yes, the simplest hook-up uses a refillable 5 gallon soda keg stored nearby the refrigerator which can be refilled with tap water, filtered tap water, or bottled water if you like!

Q: Why does it cost so much?
A: This is a custom made item. We start with the highest quality professional stainless steel siphon available (worth $65.00 and rising)! Then spend a day re-manufacturing it machining stainless steel on a lathe, refitting, bonding, etc.. and then pressure testing the results. Plus you get the fruit of all our original research and development in the manual. This is not an imported sweat shop made item, but an original American inventor made product, and there is nothing else like it. It's actually a one of a kind deal, get it while it's still available, don't miss out!

Take this opportunity to get this new unusually refreshing item!

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